Upload the thing
Drop in a resume, dating-profile screenshot, or business idea. RoastDeck reads the context before it reaches for the punchline.
AI feedback with a punchline
Your profile called. It needs a roast.
Upload a resume, dating profile, or business idea. Get a brutally honest roast built for sharing—then switch to constructive mode when you are ready to make it better.
One free roast every day. No card required.
Sample verdict
“Your bio has the charisma of a software update.”
The deal
Savage, not shady.
01
Funny, never cruel
The joke lands on the submission—not your identity or vulnerabilities.
02
No fake hype
You get a clear read, not generic praise dressed up as feedback.
03
Built to be useful
Every laugh can lead to a sharper rewrite or a concrete next step.
From upload to comeback
Three moves. One uncomfortable truth.
RoastDeck gives the feedback strangers are thinking, then helps you decide what to do with it.
Choose your heat
Keep it funny in Roast mode or switch on Constructive mode for candid, usable feedback without the comedy set.
Share—or actually fix it
Export a screenshot-ready roast card, generate a practical rewrite, or add a detailed PDF with specific changes to make next.
Choose your damage
Free laugh or unlimited honesty.
Start with one daily roast. Upgrade when your entire camera roll needs an intervention.
Daily Roast
$0
For the casually curious and emotionally prepared.
- 1 roast every day
- Resume, dating profile, or idea uploads
- Shareable watermarked image card
RoastDeck Pro
$9 / month
For serial overthinkers, job hunters, and profile optimizers.
- Unlimited roasts
- No watermark
- Constructive mode
- Actionable rewrites
- Share-ready image cards
- Cancel anytime
Need the full intervention?
Add a detailed resume or dating-profile PDF with prioritized fixes for a one-time $19.
Before you volunteer as tribute
Questions with less painful answers.
Your friends are too polite
Let the algorithm say it.
Upload the draft you keep asking the group chat about. Your first roast is free—and the constructive rewrite is waiting when the joke wears off.
Roast me now